Everyone: Katniss Everdeen! The Girl On Fire! Peeta Mellark! The Boy With Bread!
Peeta: Wait-I was on fire too.
Everyone: Yeah, but you bake. So you're The Boy With the Bread
Peeta: So? Katniss hunts. Why isn't she called The Girl Who Hunts?
Everyone: Because she was on fire.
Peeta: But I was on fire too.
Everyone: Yeah but you bake.
Peeta: That's not-
Everyone: Would you rather be called The Boy With a Fake Leg?