jessica for soup

  • Everyone:  Katniss Everdeen! The Girl On Fire! Peeta Mellark! The Boy With Bread!
  • Peeta:  Wait-I was on fire too.
  • Everyone:  Yeah, but you bake. So you're The Boy With the Bread
  • Peeta:  So? Katniss hunts. Why isn't she called The Girl Who Hunts?
  • Everyone:  Because she was on fire.
  • Peeta:  But I was on fire too.
  • Everyone:  Yeah but you bake.
  • Peeta:  That's not-
  • Everyone:  BOY.
  • Peeta:  Very-
  • Everyone:  WITH.
  • Peeta:  Fair-
  • Everyone:  BREAD.
  • Peeta:  .....
  • Everyone:  Would you rather be called The Boy With a Fake Leg?