happy 25th birthday princess mao mao! \(^O^)/

thank you for blessing us with your dumb for another year! i can’t put a number on how often you make me smile, so i hope your special day (and every day that follows) is filled with as much happiness as you give me and all of your fans. continue being your qt, adorable sweetheart self for many, many years to come jessi! ilu girlie ♡

deanisanactualprincess:

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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methlabrador:

helping old people with computers is the 10th circle of hell

amoying:

trying to go out without running into people you know:

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icantspellmynameright:

magic conch shell should i start my homework

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the conch has spoken

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